He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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