I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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