Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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