You're a womanizer and a bitch.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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