We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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