"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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