White coat. Heels.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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