Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize