I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize