It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
