he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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