There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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