ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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