you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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