My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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