is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
