and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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