at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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