I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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