i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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