chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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