Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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