can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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