worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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