But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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