can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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