I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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