Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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