i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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