either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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