I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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