I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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