at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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