Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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