Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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