Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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