Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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