Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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