I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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