I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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