last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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