so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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