I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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