How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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