think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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