I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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