well most of my day revolves around power hour
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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