My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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