I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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