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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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