You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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