.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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