Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Barsexuality is the new black.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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