haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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